L.A. LEAVES SOMEONE BREATHLESS

Los Angeles has never been a healthy place to live. Shootings and other gang-related violence are rampant, while drunken celebs smash their cars with impunity. Not to mention the fact that smog and other pollution can cripple those whose health is not up to par.

None of this, however, can possibly explain this story:

Authorities said on Monday that a pair of lungs had been found on a Los Angeles-area sidewalk and that coroner’s investigators were trying to determine if they were from a human or an animal.

The organs were found by an unidentified person on Sunday night in an area just outside the city limits, Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Sergeant Pauline Panis said. Panis said it was the first time she was aware of a pair of lungs being recovered from the streets of Los Angeles. (LINK)

The most likely explanation? Michael Moore went for a run and coughed up his lungs thirty feet into it.

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4 Responses to L.A. LEAVES SOMEONE BREATHLESS

  1. Old NFO says:

    That IS a truly strange one… No question, except who/what/when/where/how???

  2. Ingineer66 says:

    MS 13 sending a message to someone or are they from a bear and some Chinese herb store is out the $500 they spent.

  3. Bob G. says:

    Cap:
    ONLY in…SoCal…!

    Roll safe

  4. Crusty says:

    Zombie afoot here couldn’t finish his Happy Meal

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