FBI- ICP “JUGGALOS” MUST GO

Fans of notorious US hip-hop group  Insane Clown Posse have been officially classified as a gang. A new FBI document has categorised the Juggalos as a “loosely-organised hybrid gang,” citing the group’s violence, criminal activity and “gang-like behaviour”. Fans of the Insane Clown Posse have called themselves Juggalos for more than two decades, developing a reputation for face-paint, Faygo soda, and a scepticism toward magnets.

 Although based in the United States – the ICP are from Michigan – it has become a worldwide movement; a UK Facebook group has more than 600 members. Unfortunately for harmless fans of horrorcore rap, Juggalos are now officially “of concern to law enforcement,” according to the FBI’s 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment report. LINK

From the “You gotta be sh*tting me” file comes the latest bonehead move from the parallel universe of our vaunted Homeland Security services. In case you don’t know the “Insane Clown Posse” is a marginally successful Rap group famous for clown face paint, dousing their fans with Faygo (worlds worst soda) and God only knows what else. To be honest I didn’t even know they still existed. They are pretty much the joke of the Rap world and have always been.

Enter the FBI. In an act of sheer stupidity guaranteed only to raise the profile of a nothing Rap group and increase their fan base, the FBI has actually paid attention to the antics of some of their dopey fans. In a country where thousands of illegals cross the border every day and commit heinous crimes, the FBI has nothing better to do than watch these idiots? Really?

Discuss…

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7 Responses to FBI- ICP “JUGGALOS” MUST GO

  1. drjim says:

    “”In a country where thousands of illegals cross the border every day and commit heinous crimes, the FBI has nothing better to do than watch these idiots? Really? “”

    Boy, you sure hit that nail squarely on the head!

  2. I remember when they tried to tie ICP to the kids who went on a shooting spree at Columbine High School.

    It’s like when Pat Robertson used to go after Bands that wrote unchristian lyrics. All it did was increase the fanbase and sales.

  3. EngineBoss says:

    http://www.americanjuggalo.com/ Watch this documentary…It is uttery disturbing how retarded this band of misfits is…Watch untill the end whee you see the pregnant girl smoking for a good laugh, or cry….

  4. John D says:

    Isn’t Faygo officially classified as a WMD? I read somewhere that Saddam had bunkers filled with that stuff.

  5. Old NFO says:

    I would, but I’m laughing too hard…

  6. Bob G. says:

    Cap”
    Wow…looks like YOU found this week’s “WTF???” moment…
    Congrats!

    And YES, I feel the same way you folks do about the bureau (here).
    They need to be doing more (real) “FBI STUFF”, and not this kinda crap.

    Roll safe out there.

  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    Compared to Faygo, Fanta looks like Dom Perignon.

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