Or at least lock her up and throw away the key.
Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan will not go to jail despite testing positive for alcohol use last week because a Superior Court judge says she was not required to submit to controlled substance testing after February 25. Judge Stephanie Sautner said during a hearing Thursday that she did not think Lohan violated her probation by testing positive for alcohol during a recent test.
During her house arrest, Lohan had been spotted hosting parties, reading scripts and redecorating her 3,000-square-foot home in Venice Beach, Calif. But Judge Sautner declared Thursday that Lohan could no longer host parties and was restricted to hosting one friend at a time at her home, in addition to members of her family. (LINK)
Imagine the ballz of this chick; hosting parties while she’s on house arrest. And kudos to the judge, who gives her NO punishment save for a warning to not have any more parties. Yeah, good luck with that.