ARMY USES MIND CONTROL ON SENATORS, NEEDS LESS THAN EXPECTED
Gen. David Petraeus, the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, is ordering an investigation into a scathing Rolling Stone magazine report that says the Army ordered soldiers trained in “psychological operations” to manipulate visiting lawmakers to secure more troops and funding for the war, the military said Thursday.
A lieutenant colonel told the magazine that a military team at Afghanistan’s Camp Eggers was ordered by Gen. William Caldwell, a three-star general in charge of training Afghan troops, to perform psychological operations on visiting VIPs over a four-month period last year.
When the team devoted to what is known as information operations refused on grounds that it was illegal, it was subjected to a campaign of retaliation, the magazine said. LINK
Clearly this story is true. BUSTED!!! If you watch closely you can actually see the admiral use the Jedi Mind Trick on the congressman. Rewind, rewind, rewind. Watch when the Admiral points at his eye. That’s the signal for his aide seated behind him to use a handheld device to shoot invisible energy rays directly into the eye sockets of the congressman causing him to lose his mind.
CIA GUY #1: Did you hear the one about the Army running a program designed to use mind control on senators?
CIA GUY #2: No what about it?
CIA GUY #1: The good news is that it was simple to figure out.
CIA GUY #2: What’s the bad news?
CIA GUY #1: It cost a fortune…