THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS (AND CONGRESSMEN)

ARMY USES MIND CONTROL ON SENATORS, NEEDS LESS THAN EXPECTED

Gen. David Petraeus, the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, is ordering an investigation into a scathing Rolling Stone magazine report that says the Army ordered soldiers trained in “psychological operations” to manipulate visiting lawmakers to secure more troops and funding for the war, the military said Thursday.

A lieutenant colonel told the magazine that a military team at Afghanistan’s Camp Eggers was ordered by Gen. William Caldwell, a three-star general in charge of training Afghan troops, to perform psychological operations on visiting VIPs over a four-month period last year.

When the team devoted to what is known as information operations refused on grounds that it was illegal, it was subjected to a campaign of retaliation, the magazine said. LINK

Clearly this story is true. BUSTED!!! If you watch closely you can actually see the admiral use the Jedi Mind Trick on the congressman. Rewind, rewind, rewind. Watch when the Admiral points at his eye. That’s the signal for his aide seated behind him to use a handheld device to shoot invisible energy rays directly into the eye sockets of the congressman causing him to lose his mind.

CIA GUY #1: Did you hear the one about the Army running a program designed to use mind control on senators?

CIA GUY #2: No what about it?

CIA GUY #1: The good news is that it was simple to figure out.

CIA GUY #2: What’s the bad news?

CIA GUY #1: It cost a fortune…

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10 Responses to THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS (AND CONGRESSMEN)

  1. bob (either orr) says:

    C/A, you’re assuming the congressman in question has a mind. That is, as far as I can determine, still open to debate.

  2. Ingineer66 says:

    I saw this video a while ago. The folks in Dekalb County GA must be so proud of their elected representative.

  3. Old NFO says:

    Thanks, I NEEDED a laugh today! 🙂

  4. Rick says:

    What’s the point of this?…That congressman has hepatitis c, a disease that often causes confusion and disoriented thinking…..Heck, I think he caught it from George W Bush!!!…Remember the video when he wanted all OBGYN’s to “practice their love” with women!!!

    • Really Rick? Hepatitis makes you think Islands can tip over?
      You are a bigger idiot than I thought.

      • Rick says:

        “bigger idiot than I thought”…..NO WAY!!…you had me maxed out on the Captain Idiot Meter long before this!!!!!….I think I maxed out somewhere between when I God Blessed you and Wyatt Earp pimped me for some grammer stuff!!!

      • Rick says:

        Hey Cap, Do you think Martin Luther King’s birthday should be a federal holiday? If yes, Why? If no, Why?

  5. Wyatt Earp says:

    Hey Dick, are you under a psychiatrist’s care? What the Hell does the MLK holiday have to do with this post? Does everything boil down to race with you?

    Are you so devoid of a life that you have to spend all of your time trolling a blog you can’t stand? Is this blog all you have?

    You do realize that you are making yourself look like an idiot, right? I pity you.

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