JESSE JACKSON NEEDS NEW WHEELS

Add Jesse Jackson’s ride to prominent vehicles being stripped in Detroit.

Following the embarrassing news that Mayor Dave Bing’s GMC Yukon was hijacked by criminals this week, Detroit’s Channel 7 reports that the Reverend’s Caddy Escalade SUV was stolen and stripped of its wheels while he was in town last weekend with the UAW’s militant President Bob King leading the “Jobs, Justice, and Peace” march promoting government-funded green jobs.

Read that again: Jackson’s Caddy SUV was stripped while he was in town promoting green jobs.

Add Jesse to the Al Gore-Tom Friedman-Barack Obama School of Environmental Hypocrisy. While preaching to Americans that they need to cram their families into hybrid Priuses to go shopping for compact fluorescent light bulbs to save the planet, they themselves continue to live large.

“We need an economy that creates employment that can’t be shipped overseas,” the Green Rev wrote for CNN about the march. “Home-grown American labor will be installing windmills and solar panels. A green economy is not an abstract concept.” LINK

Oh man, is this funny. Not only is Jesse Jackson a known race baiter and demagogue, he is a bad, bad person. I guess karma is a bitch after all. How funny is it that he rides around in a gas-guzzling Cadillac SUV while preaching environmentalism? Then having it stolen and stripped…in DETROIT? Priceless. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving nitwit. Hey Jesse…maybe it was da Joooooos!

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11 Responses to JESSE JACKSON NEEDS NEW WHEELS

  1. Crusty says:

    Dyno-mite JJ and his pal, Rev Al, will spin it that it was the work of the TEA Party and Glenn Beck. The actors were from the “Hood” not wearing them as previously reported by JJ and Al

  2. madmike59 says:

    Maybe he should have had vanity plates and the bad guys would have known it was Jackson’s car. REVJJ is one that comes to mind. RASB8R is another

  3. Sally Anne says:

    Oh, hahahahahahah! THIS IS SO AWESOME.

  4. John D says:

    Escalade? I’m surprised Jesse could afford one of those. I’d have figured he wouldn’t have any money left over after paying support for his “love child.” I guess it’s possible that he writes one of them (the kid or the SUV) off as a business expense. Or maybe both of them…

  5. Mrs. Crankipants says:

    Geez, karma’s a beautiful but ass-kicking bitch.

  6. Old NFO says:

    hehehe- I’ve got that one up too! 🙂

  7. Ingineer66 says:

    That is too funny, but I have to question his statement. Home grown Labor is going to be installing windmills and solar panels. Home grown in what country? More likely immigrants and aliens will be doing most of the labor in the housing construction business.

  8. Bob G. says:

    ROFLMAO…!
    I’m not laughing WITH you Jesse…I’m laughing AT YOU!

    Proof that YES, there IS a God!

    🙂

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