REAL AMERICAN DIRTBAG

The Mother of all Dirtbags is in the news again. This broad is getting more air time in jail than she did when she was free. Unreal.

As far as reports go, Lindsay Lohan is eating the same meals as regular inmates at the Century Regional Detention Facility. But that doesn’t mean she’s being entirely treated like the others.

“She’s not treated like if it was anyone else going to jail,” Maria Medina, a relative of an inmate at Lohan’s jail tells PEOPLE.

“All the inmates are sick of Lindsay,” Medina says. “It’s almost like Lindsay Lohan’s here, but she’s not. Like if she even moves, they put the whole facility on lockdown. It happens all the time. For example, just yesterday [Friday], Lindsay had to go to the mini-clinic, and the whole place was on lockdown again.”

Wow, a Hollywood celebrity is not being treated like everyone else. What a shock! And this Medina criminal doesn’t believe it. Well, I guess I know why she was caught: she’s an idiot.

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2 Responses to REAL AMERICAN DIRTBAG

  1. The Chick says:

    Don’t worry, if she keeps going the way she is – we’ll have another dirtbag funeral for the media to exploit.

  2. Wyatt Earp says:

    Fun! We can roast marshmallows!

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