Of all the spies that have been in the headlines lately, flame-haired Russian beauty Anna Chapman received most of the attention and now has been turned into an action figure doll, the company Herobuilders.com announced Thursday.
People who want a spy girl doll modeled after Chapman, the 28-year-old New York party girl, can choose between two models. One is Chapman dressed in dark slacks and a white sports bra. Another model is a topless Chapman in a short plaid skirt and knee socks. Both dolls are carrying hand guns.
How far have we sunk as a society when a toy company creates an action figure after an accused Russian spy? What, weren’t there any decent American spies out there? Hello, Valerie Plame??? Heh.