GUN PR0N NO ONE WANTS TO SEE

Beretta 9mm

Unless, of course, you are a chubby (gun) chaser.

WASHINGTON – An obese prisoner in Harris County, Texas has been charged with illegal possession of a firearm after he was discovered to be hiding a 9mm pistol in between his rolls of fat, local media reported Saturday.

George Vera, who weighs around 500 pounds (225 kilograms) was originally arrested last week for selling counterfeit CDs, according to the Houston Chronicle newspaper.

A police spokesman told the Chronicle that Vera was searched three times over the course of his arrest and booking at the jail but managed to conceal the handgun with his rolls of fat until it was discovered in the shower. (H/TAFP)

Dude, what the hell? Can you imagine what the pistol smelled like afterward? I’ll bet there was bellybutton lint on the barrel, too.

– Wyatt

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7 Responses to GUN PR0N NO ONE WANTS TO SEE

  1. Rick says:

    When I was a Correctional Officer we were told to have obese offenders to lift fat rolls during searches.

  2. Wyatt Earp says:

    It’s not just a job, it’s an adventure!

  3. RT says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  4. Ritt says:

    This guy offended without breaking the law.

  5. Paul says:

    Now they will be espousing “fat control”. Give the man a break ! What’s a porkie to do ? LOL

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  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    RT – Yeah, creepy.

    Ritt – And violated gun cleaning etiquette. Heh.

    Paul – Wait until you have to pay Obama’s soda tax.

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