REAL AMERICAN DIRTBAG

In this edition of Real American Dirtbags we dishonor sh*tbag extraodinaire, Ted Turner. There are so many reasons this guy should be run out of town on a rail it staggers the imagination. The guy is painful to watch. He’s even more painful to watch fouling his own country.

It’s one thing to have philosophical, moral, even theoretical differences about policy. To do so in an open, honest even passionate way IS the American way. But to say, ten days after Sept. 11th that you’re not sure about what side you are on in this war against Islamic Fascism is ludicrous. This guy is reeling in the high life of capitalism, living the AMERICAN dream (Notice they don’t call it the French Dream?) to the fullest extent, all the while cavorting with the likes of Castro and jet setting off to places like North Korea. I’m sure while he was there they took the opportunity to show him the Communist peoples paradise not the real starving masses.

*Note to Ted, call Sean Penn and ask him about his trip to Baghdad… So for these and so many other reasons, it gives me great pleasure to name Ted Turner as this weeks First In, “Real American Dirtbag.”

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3 Responses to REAL AMERICAN DIRTBAG

  1. Anonymous says:

    I agree. And I would put his ex right up there with him.

  2. RT says:

    He is such an ass! Let’s send to him to a true Socialist country and tell him to screw a lightbulb in for two cents an hour and then stand in line for bread…if they have it.

    Can we line all these rat basTARDS up in a line and let our servicemen and servicewomen b-slap them? PLEASE!?!?!?!

  3. Wyatt Earp says:

    Ted Turner – the good-looking part of the Fonda/Turner marriage.

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